Bottom's Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6xRKkVp0no

A 3 year old was caught on camera drinking a beer at the Phillies game last night- see video.

I am sure as you watch this horrendous video only one question will come to your mind : Why does a toddler hold his liquor better than Patrick Kane.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=4387102

Ginger Wails...again

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/allan_muir/06/04/stanley.cup.game.four/index.html

Ugly, red headed hockey writer, who picked against Flyers throughout playoffs, is crying the blues about Flyer's physical play: trying to influence calls in the only way he knows how.
If it looks like a girl, and talks like a girl,.......

Dustin Shufflin off to the Sin Bin

At least he got a reprieve from being manhandled by # 20 for a short respite.

Pat this....

The ol' Rub and a Tug Pre-game ritual of the member's of Boystown!

Mooooove Over Obama....

Along the lines of sayings such as "Never trust a man who smokes a pipe", and similar adages, the one that should go to the top of the list would be:
NEVER trust a city whose two most famous historic figures are (Mrs.
Oleary's) cow and (Wrigley Field) billy goat.
'Nuff said,right?
I mean, this is the same city that gave our country John Wayne Gacy & Emo Phillips, no?

No Cow Required

Similar to the cries heard in Chicago close to 150 yrs ago and very much like the wails heard throughout North America since the Broad Street Bullies entered the league, Chicago will be experiencing a little déjà vu this weekend,when the citizenry will be panicing in the streets, screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE FLYERS ARE COMING!!!"

Bad Omen

Donovan McNabb, the highest profile Windy City son previously residing in our town, who was known for Chunky, choking & Chicago,was sent packing about a month back- much to the relief of Philly's fan base. So onward & upward, we got rid of a failed Chi athlete who underachieved, and we will now take out the overachieving 'Hawks.
Cue up some Paper Lace, for as there was the Great Fire of 1871 in America's most corrupt city (yes,even then!), so this year will be remember as The Great FLYERS of 2010!
"I heard my momma cry, I heard her pray the nite Chicago died! Glory Be!"